You’d think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.
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HOW I SLURP THE NEWS. WEIRD, WILD WONTON SOUP.
I have to leave early tonight. I’m flying to L.A. I couldn’t get a direct flight. We have to make a stop at the Empire State Building.
What is the craziest thing you ever did to get a guy to notice you? I had no idea how to get guys to notice me. I still don’t. Who cares?
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(via Why Chelsea Handler Matters - Hampton Stevens - Entertainment - The Atlantic)
Can’t wait to watch her show.
A gym is not designed to make you feel instantly better about yourself. If a gym wanted to make you feel instantly better about yourself, it would be a bar.
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